After being called on four days in a row, a student named Goldberg asked advice from his friends. The next day when the teacher said, “Goldberg, translate and explain,” Goldberg replied, “Goldberg is absent today.”
“All right,” said the teacher. “You translate and explain.”
An award should go to a United Airlines gate agent in Denver, Colorado, for being smart and funny and for making her point when she was confronted with an angry traveler. She kept her cool with an impatient and rude passenger who only deserved to fly in the cargo hold.
A crowded United Airlines flight was suddenly canceled due to poor weather conditions.
This agent was stuck rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers all by herself. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the front of the line. He hammered his fist on the desk to get her attention while she was trying to help the people already standing